Sure Ebbie, but can you use those 'uns to write a song about it?

There are of course some oldies about the hazards of eating yellow snow, and I think I recall one some years back about "don't eat the blue ice," but this has some referents other than sled dogs that could be incorporated.

One might also touch on the "sexism" implied by the lack of mention of a proper "modesty screen" for those who might be required to "reach" further.

(But that could apply to some of either gender?)

John