A woman from Dorset please note,
Kicked a limerick writer int'scrote.
She said he was shady,
To call her a lady.
And I'm sure that she'll come back to gloat.

He still loved her postings to bits,
Especially the ones 'bout her tits.
Which bounce round in her garden,
So I beg her pardon,
And await some more of her 'hits'.

Liz when you come back for a peak,
I hope you are pleased 'so to speak'.
That your fame is now spreading,
Not sure where it's heading.
Makes my writings feel a bit weak.