Jack and Jill went up the hill
With no-one in the vicinity,
Jack came down minus half a crown
And Jill minus her pocket hankie!


The Grand Old Duke of York
He marched around the town
Sometimes with his trousers up
And sometimes with them down

And when they were up, they were up,
And when they were down, they were down,
And when they were only halfway up
He was arrested.