Franz-

At this point a picture would be worth a thousand words!

Borrow a digital camera. Point it at said whatever and shoot. Then send me a JPG attachment via regular e-mail, as you have my address.

I am assuming that you computer has some way to process a digital image. If not, bug some friend to do that dirty work too. That's what friends are for!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble, who has made it into the 21st century by the skin of his teeth