WILL THIS THREAD STAY ALIVE FOR ONE BILLION POSTS?

Keep them hands a squeezen' KIMCHEE....

Aim for bucket
1. Squeeze at the top
2. Pull down
3. Squeeze fingers 3-4-5

Repeat- Repeat - Repeat.

Keep it up for four more months and you may have half-a-chapter-ONE by the end of summer. (Five required)

Sincerely,
Gargoyle