I say ban them from EU roads! Send them all over here, to glut
the market and run vintage auto prices down.

I'll take an Austin 7, an MG TF, and an Austin-Healey 3000 Mk III
(in two tone black and red, please). All at devalued prices, of
course.

And if it's a real fire-sale going on, please send along a
Morris Minor woody wagon, a Lotus Super 7, and and SS100,
and an E-type MK I 3.8L. Oh, and for going to dinner,
perhaps an early 60's Jag saloon car.

There you go, problem solved. We have lots more air over here
in any case. More surface area, you know.