The little known Val Kilmer flick "Top Secret" (think spy movies combined with '50s beach films and then fed through the "Airplane!" creative team at its height) contained a bizzare "Lonesome" parody. Don't remember all the words, but it was done as a commercial jingle for Macy's. What little I remember of it went...

Are you lonesome, tonight?
Is your kitchen a fright?
Does your sink back up onto the floor?

etc., continuing to the crescendo of

Shop at Macy's, and love me... tonight!

Very weird.

M