Here are my brand new set of words for the chicken dance
The lyrics are multi functional,they also provide the answer to the age old quastion;"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
The reply is, of course,"To get into a stew."

SPIDER TOMS'CHICKEN DANCE

Little chicken did a dance
Little chicken took a chance
Just to get across the road
Didn't look before he go'ed
First he danced across a car
And it knocked him very far
But what really made him cuss
He was flattened by a bus
Now he's stew, he's tasty duck-stew
Someone, scraped him off the street
Duck, when tenderised, by tyres
Is a hasty, tasty, treat.