As a matter of fact, there is no evidence whatsoever of a tooth fairy ever having existed, "meself". None. Zippo. I know you probably don't want to hear that, but it's true. If there was such a thing as the tooth fairy, it would have been written about in the Bible, right? And it wasn't. End of story. ;-) If you feel that you can't live now, I understand.

Here's another thing there's no evidence of: my 7th grade crush on Pam Ford.

Gosh! Maybe it never happened... Yeah, I'm probably just having some kind of delusions about that. False memory. I should get some $800/hour psychiatrist to deprogram me.