Thought some of you might like to share some of your personal memories which bring you smiles. My Dad was a quick wit and often made us laugh.

He was watching tv one night & my Mom stood in front of the set."Madam" says he, "You'd block the moon out of Brooklyn."

Another time I was to make him soft boiled eggs. I muffed it. When he cracked them open I hear: " They're as hard as a whore's heart!"

You get the idea........