It appears that this site thinks that I be The Dread Pyrate Flint.
This is clearly a damned lie.
The Skivee clan has never held with those sons of sea-cows, the Flints. They are low dogs who sleep in their own vomit. Never trust a Flint. Shoot them on sight.
Besides, I have my own pyrate name, "Long John Skivee"
Thanks for listening,
Your most trusted servent,
Long John Skivee