Unfortunately no, I don't have a tune for it (and sorry I didn't see this until now), but I actually have at least 2 different recordings of it.

One is by a Cincinnati-based singing group called the Happy Daggers, although they seem to have added an extra verse of their own (very funny, I might add). Their site is at: http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Arena/8032. You can probably order the CD its on called "The Happy Daggers Unplugged." They also have another album called "Three Little Words."

Another is by another Ohio guy named Vince Conaway (a very good cittern player and singer) from his CD "Going Back." His webpage is at: http://vinceconaway.com/frames/index.html. Again you can probably order a copy of the album. There may also be some sort of sound file of it on the site, but I'm not really sure.

In any case, I recommend both of these artists to you and anyone else out there that sees this.

Hope that helps a little.

Peace-- Keli