Would you guys stop drumming up puns and fiddling around? I tell a story that absolutely true and you horn in! Geez! I swear, Oboe Wan Kenobi hisself could couldn't stand it here sometimes! It makes you want to jump off a clef or something! From now on I just might post in coda!

Sheesh. And I was gonna tell ya about the time my brother broke his trom bone sliding into second bass and had to play with it in a cast. He was lucky, 'cause for a while we thought we'd just have to shoot him.