Ah, you're accusing me of being childish now, are you, Captain Ginger? ;-) Very well, then! I am going to retaliate, sir, in ways you never suspected. First, I am going to open a webpage dedicated to saying horrible things about you so the whole world will know what an awful person you are. Yes! And that's only the beginning. Next, I am going to paint graffiti on the walls of public buildings saying: "Captain Ginger is a poo-poo head!" Then I am going to implore people nationwide to send you hate mail. Your life will become a living hell.

Yes, you are going to be very, very, very sorry that you called me childish. Boy are you going to be sorry. OOO-wee!

The fact that you are cute and cuddly will not save you.