All you Inspector Lynley fans. I can never be bothered to watch that load of crap - I mean we are talking nonsense - a peer of the realm actually working as a copper!

What I've wondered is, has the Inspector ever actually got it on with Sharon Small? She is so nice - he must be raving mad.

I suppose the that's what makes it so bad - its so unrealistic. Anyone normal would say, bugger the clues, stop the police car and let's go and do the dirty deed!