My appologies, I seem to have developed a writing stutter!!!


As the official Blitherscum government appointed Carbon footprint monitor and now government spokesperson (a quick promotion for those of you with keen eyes) I would just like to confirm that neither Margaret nor ANY member of the government will be attending the festival. It is our policy that allowing ministers to meet with the general public (this just about includes folkies) is dangerous and would only confuse any politician attending. Tony Blair ignored this rule and look what happened.

PS.    I notice that on this communication you are spelling Blitherscum differently............... on your official "application to gather more than four people in one place at the same time" form it is spelt Blitherscum. We are now considering what action to take a punishment. A committee has been formed and we have selected John Leonard to plead your case so you are in safe hands.
   Notification of the committee's findings will be sent as soon as they have resolved the issue.

Regards

The Naked civil serpent


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