"3rd rock from the sun" recommended? Seriously? That'd be fairly high on my list of worst shows. Probably #3.

#4: Sex and the city. Why should we care? And sorry, but I don't find skeletons attractive just because they're dressed in designer clothes.

#2: Friends. Why did people think it was funny? Acting's crap, script's crap, characters (what there is of them - South Park animation has more depth) are crap, one-liners are crap, situations are crap, sets are crap, music's crap. Thank heavens it finally got cancelled. But it still wasn't as bad as...

#1: Married with Children. The ultimate crap sitcom. I don't think there's ever been one as bad, and pray god there never will be. It's not even amusing when blind drunk, and as sitcoms go that's as bad as it gets.

As a special mention, I'd like to add my own place in hell for whoever thought laugh tracks were a good idea. Especially on MASH - thank you BBC for respecting our ability to spot a joke and broadcasting without the laugh track.

Graham.