I am sure the mallows of the world -- the fen mallows, the bog mallows, the hill mallows, the valley mallows, the river mallows, and the marsh mallows -- will now see you as the Great Anti-Mallow and will pass the word to hinder you at every opportunity. You will never again be accepted as a mallow fellow. Not even yallow mallows will talk to you, cuz they're such mellow mallows. Best to let the subject lie fallow, fellow, for mallows will follow and fill your fate with failure and falling.



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