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-Joe-

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I Can Hew

(David Dodds)

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I can hew boys, I can hack it out
I can hew the coal, I can dance and shout.
I can hew boys, coal that's black and fine,
I'm a collier lad, working down the mine.
 

1. On Saint Monday's day, it's well I do admire,
   When I sits at home by me own coal fire.
   Then it's off to the pub, for a glass or two
   For to work on a Monday, that would never do.

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2. Well I likes my whiskey and I likes my beer.
   I'll drink fourteen pints and I'll not feel queer.
   I can hold my liquor good as any man.
   And I'll dance and sing as long as I can.

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3. Well my boy's fourteen, he's a strappin' lad
   And he'll go to he pits soon, just like his dad.
   And when Friday comes, we'll pick up our pay.
   And we'll drink together, to round out the day.

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4. And its when I'm dead, oh I know full well,
   I'll not go to heaven, I am bound for hell.
   And my pick and shovel, old Nick he will admire,
   And he'll set me hewin' coal for his own hell fire.

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Ike and Hugh

Ike and Hugh, boys, they're a couple guys.
Ike and Hugh, boys, they wear floral ties.
Ike and Hugh, boys, they both sell used cars,
And they drink lite beer, at the singles bars.
 

I Am Hugh

I am Hugh, boys, I am not the Borg.
I am Hugh, boys, and I like LeForge.