Being a pirate is all fun and games
Til somebody loses her brain
It's white and it's wrinkled
And it's known to stinkle
I hope it's not out in the rain.
If a cannibal finds it
He'll pickle and brine it
And serve it up hot in chow mein.
Being a pirate is all fun and games
Til somebody loses her brain

And it's all past of being a pirate...
(you know the rest)

Anyone know what a medalion is? I may want one too.