Years ago I took out a girl with a hairy butt.
I jokingly called her bunny bottom. She did not seem to mind.
It was all fine with me.

I often muised that very thick pubic hair would present problems for liquid relief. But, I guess one get skilled with that through time.

Falling public hair. Maybe a good CSI series. "She left a trail of pubic hair from the murder scene to her near-by apartment" LOL