Having just read through all of this thread, up to Rapaire at 12.02... this comes to mind!
(from a poster, that I bought in the late 70s showing a rickety red stool/(seat))
Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.....
has been reworked by my husband to read:
Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just s*its and stinks.

Happy Tueaday.
H.