Two men are having a pint in the local bar, one says to the other;

"I'm getting thoroughly sick and tired of our dog."

"Why?" says the other, "I thought he was a well behaved, intelligent dog?"

"Normally he is" admits the first man, "but of late, he's taken to chasing anyone on a bicycle."

"Oh no, are you going to put him down? Give him away or what?"

"Nothing that drastic." says the first man, "I'll just take his bike away from him."