I've just come across this thread, and was interested to read the comments about Mike 'Come Outside'Sarne.
I recently found out that the successful and distinguished film director Michael Sarne is one and the same person.
Odd, really. I had seen references to 'Michael Sarne the film director' before and vaguely noted the similarity in the name but never thought that it might be the same person.
I don't know why, as he has always been an actor and moved in film and TV circles.
Incidentally,he also had minor hits with 'Will I Wot?' featuring (I think) Billie Davis on Wendy Richard duties (perhaps Wendy was not available?) and the excellent 'Just For Kicks', a song about ton-up boys having 'burn ups' on their bikes.
Apologies if all this has been mentioned before.