Here ia another childrens one:
Happy Birthday to you
You live in a zoo
You smell like a monkey
and you look like one to!!!

enjoy!!!!

Heres another adults one:
Why was she born so beautiful?
Why was she born at all?
Because she had no say in it
No say in it at all

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