Somebody went to Seattle once and said it was the first time he saw a whole city with indirect lighting.

Bill Bryson (author)once described the weather in England and said it was like living in Tupperware.

In River City where I live, we have a number of UFO's. I'd miss them if I had to move. Some of them are:

the hot yellow ball
the hot white ball (only appears behind clouds)
the cold shape-shifter
the orange shape-shifter
the white circle with the ring around it