English rock music! The best in the world!

And get another young lady, a bit older, to show her round a sex shop, a really raunchy one. (Swear her to secrecy first)

Teen fashion - Lilly Allen chic....

Any show at which Peaches Geldorf is DJ-ing. (not good, but look what daddy does)

Any show at which the Chemical Brothers are DJ-ing. GOOD.

A bit less culture - a bit more enjoyment.

Does she ride? Can you get her into a REAL stables, top class horses and all...

Is she into dogs? The major English dog shows are among the world's best.

C'mon guys - think FOURTEEN! Don't be so stuffy!

WLD, where are you when I need you?