As in "We are the one of the richest women in the world but we still take 62p from every man, woman and child in our nation to run us every year.   Our roof at Buck House is leaking but, unlike the ordinary citizens of our nations, who have to pay for their own bloody roofs, we are asking our nation to cough up. Even though our Number One son made £15m profit from his ill-gotten 'Duchy' last year, we still can't seem to find the dosh. Is one taking the pee in all this? One certainly is - call it the Royal Wee!"