Aunty Mary had a canary, thought it was a duck,
Took it behind the kitchen door and taught it how to——
Fry eggs for breakfast, cook fish for tea.
The more you eat the more you drink the more you——
Peter was a fisherman who sailed the seven seas,
Along came a fish and bit off his——
Cock-a-doodle-doo! What's it got to do with you?
Leave it alone, play with your own and paddle your own canoe.