"With a Tao, Rao, Rao, The Brittish Grenadiers...."


....But maybe it was a Cow-Tipping good (ol') time! Something some American kids do when they're a bit tipsy, themselves.

But there's no use in crying over spilt milk.....Or if you drink Skim, split milk.


Dairy goes! Dare she goes!.....


"Dairy down, down, down, dairy down....."


But, we knew we could count on you when the chips were down. Of course, when the chips are down, it means the cows have been eating the geese again.

...(HOLY COW! I haven't thought of THAT joke since I was back in Bovinity School!)


While you're at it, though, don't forget the tip of your waitress, your hat and the iceberg.

(You've gotta be careful tipping icebergs though, just ask Cap'n Smith of the Titanic).....