French toast is not just "eggs on toast." That's "Adam and Eve on a raft" (or if you prefer scrambled eggs on toast:   "Adam and Eve on a raft. Wreck 'em!"). French toast is bread dipped in a batter made with eggs and a few other yummy ingreedimunts and fried to a glowing, golden hue. Then topped with butter (arteries be damned!) and inundated with maple syrup. Real maple syrup!

Nectar and ambrosia! The Food of the Gods!

Don Firth