The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #101817   Message #2099131
Posted By: mandotim
10-Jul-07 - 05:09 PM
Thread Name: 42 days to no smoking (UK)
Subject: RE: 42 days to no smoking (UK)
My local is taking this very seriously; the following measures have come into effect;
-No smoking
-Smoky bacon crisps and Smoked Mackerel Pate are off the menu
-Several tracks have disappeared from the jukebox, including 'Smoke Gets in your Eyes, Smoke on the Water, Cigarettes and Whisky, Bach's Air on the G String and anything at all by Smokie.
-Smokin' Joe Frazier has been barred indefinitely

Also, an itinerant didgeridoo player was thrown out 'on suspicion'.

The landlord likes a spot of irony...
Tim ;)