Limpit was a particularly awkward little alien and insisted on kicking me in places where baby's feet shouldn't be. At one point, she had her head under my ribs, a foot under each lung and elbows in the kidneys.

When she was finally "from her mothers' womb untimely ripp'd" she was facing forward, head up, bum firmly down and both legs extended, rather than bent and curled round. Consequently, all the movement was at the top and very VERY annoying when trying to balance a plate on her.

LTS