The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #103191   Message #2100145
Posted By: Liz the Squeak
11-Jul-07 - 03:59 PM
Thread Name: BS: How heavy are farts ?
Subject: RE: BS: How heavy are farts ?
Lady Penelope and I have a chorus that is just begging for a song to go with it... we composed it at Towersey festival a couple of years ago, after a particularly productive afternoon session.

The tune should be fairly obvious...


We can blow, boys, we can chuff and guff,
we are drinking girls and we can crack one off...


It never got farther than that, but has been sung on several occasions with varying amounts of enthusiasm, gusto and wind ensemble accompaniment.

She'll deny it... she always does.

LTS