4>PENELOPE McDOUGALL THOUGHT NOTHING OF THIS,
SHE HAD SOME WEAK TEA AND WAS ALL WIND AND HISS,
WITH HER HANDS ON HER HIPS AND HER LEGS STRECHED OUT WIDE,
SHE UNLUCKILY BLURPED AND WAS DISQUALIFIED
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THE VICARS YOUNG WIFE WAS NEXT- UP FOR THE CAUSE,
AND SHE PROMPTLY PROCEEDED TO PULL DOWN HER DRAWERS,
SHE TURNED TO THE CROWD WHO HAD STARTED TO SING,
AND SHE FARTED THE FIRST VERSE OF GOD SAVE THE KING
6>
THE DOWGER von FOGHORNE HAD A LOVELY BACKSIDE,
WITH A BUNCH OF RED HAIR AND A WART ON EACH SIDE,
SHE FANCIED HER CHANCES OF WINNING AT EASE ,
HAVING TRAINED ON A DIET OF GUINNESS AND PEAS
7>
THE FINAL CONTESTANT WAS MARMYDUKE MORGAN,
SHE HAD PRACTISED FOR MONTHS WITH THE VICARS CHURCH ORGAN
FOR CROTCHETS AND QUAVERS SHE HAD GAINED GREAT ACCLAIM,
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any takers ?will some one sing the chorus or something ----tooraloo-- tooralay or whaever-----any bards left in G.B.?