"Now slugs is bugs that nobody loves
But everybody understands
That they look disgusting, and they taste disgusting
And they feel disgusting in your hands.
But of all the little bugs that grow in the garden
Slugs have a special place in my heart
Because they like to drink beer, they'll drink any kind of beer
And they never quit drinking once they start.

So come on down, let's go out and have a slug-drowning party tonight
No, they can't tell if they're floating in Guinness
Or sinking in Miller Lite.
They ain't particular and they got no taste
And they'll drown in any beer in sight
So come on down, let's go out, and have a slug-drowning party tonight."