The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #103191   Message #2102623
Posted By: Peace
14-Jul-07 - 03:06 PM
Thread Name: BS: How heavy are farts ?
Subject: RE: BS: How heavy are farts ?
Farts are measured in a number of ways (or weighs if you get my drift).

Liquid measure--if that's what you're using to measure, you didn't really fart.

Cubic measure--you da man.

Dry measure--non sequitar.

Linear measure--you da man, and FAST, too.