Get about 8 dogs.

I've heard a good reference on ones named Dido, Bendigo, Gentry,
Traveler, Countess, Rover, Bonnie Lass and Jover, though unreliable
reports say one is gone AWOL.

Of course, this may be a situation of sending a spider to catch
the fly, and may not prove economic in the end.

Perhaps you'll die.