I suppose now is the time to reveal the greatest advice ever given to anyone and it was given right here on Mudcat by our own Kendall Morse.


Never trust a fart.



Now, there is still a debate raging as to whether he meant an expulsion of gaseous material from the anus or an 'old fart' who wears trousers up to his nipples and says 'in my day' a lot whilst waving a cane, but I think the advice stands perfectly well for both counts.

So if farts are blue in colour (although personal experience has shown that some of them are brown), I suppose belches are burple.

LTS