You wouldn't catch a Swiss person chucking their slugs over the wall to the frogs.

They almost certainly put bells round their necks; equip them with a red penknife and a wristwatch, some bars of milky chocolate, a numbered bank account and a decent health plan - in case they bump into you, McGrath.

In fact you couldn't catch a Swiss slug as they are all marvellous skiers. They learn from being children - they go to school on little slug skis.