A man married for 25 years took a look at his wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a l0 inch black and white TV. But I got to sleep with a hot 25 year old blond."

"Now, we have a nice house,a nice car, a big bed and a plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your end of things."

The wife was a very reasonable woman. She told him to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond and she would make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a cheap sofa bed and watching a 10 inch black and white TV.