Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

A: He was looking for Pooh.

(tell it to a 5 year old; they'll love it)


Here's another one my 4 year old neice tells

Q: How do you catch a bear?

A: First, you dig a deep hole and fill the bottom with with ashes. Then you place peas on the ground close to the edge.
When the bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash-hole.