Good morning, mother dear! How are you this day? Did you remember that the last Harry Potter book comes out tomorrow? Yes, it's called "Harry Potter and the Teenage Angst." We got our delivery at the Library yesterday and I can give you some hints. For example, Harry hits on Hermione and is refused, he hits on Ginny and is refused, he hits on Cho Chang and is refused, but he eventually finds that 'Neville is willing' and he refuses. There's the whole thing about Professor McGonigle's baby and how Snape denies being the father, and of course that great line from Darth Vader Lord Voldemort when he says, "Luke Harry, I am your father!" and Harry falls and is rescued by Ron and Hermione and Hagrid, who are riding Ron's quidditch broom, only Moldy Voldy has cut off Harry's hand and...well Mom, you'll just have to read the book yourself.

And the Ewoks, Mom. And Jar-Jar Binks.