Did someone mention 'Ass' mmmm nice *grin*

Well dang that was interesting little field trip. No Dyson for me I'm afraid. I still spend my nights flying around on my 19 year old Rainbow Vac! (talking ass, you would think that Rainbow could have put the carry handle somewhere else huh!).
No prob with the wart tinc though
Warts have gone but have been replaced by hair, which is an improvement ...of sorts.
The one tooth less wolf came back to my door around 10pm with a couple of buddies but what with me being the shy sort I didn't answer the door. They think I give out free dental work now!
Then I was casting all night! (Got a job hiring extras for 'The Witches of Eastwick -return of Jack')

Now Sins don't say I didn't tell you. Hannaford's has a special on Dragon Scale today. Thing is they don't freeze well so you would have to get your Brew brewing asap! The brew would keep till August 11th making your next House Concert...eh...what shall I say... very different from all the other Concerts you have hosted. *wink*

Mary... I'll give you the two starter spells I got from my subscription to the email thing. Free. (Truth is we don't need their stinkin spells)

The first so called "spell" is a tad boring, you know the type. Standard fare for the wanna-be. Turning your enemies into Newts. yawn The good thing about having a load of Newts around the House though is that you can scoop the eyes out of the them and use them in your brew and the extra eyes you have left over do freeze in a zip lock bag (Hannafords rarely have any eye of Newt in stock as well you know))

I am still thinking about the second spell that I was given for my subcription...sounds very dodgy to me and when I have decided what to do with it (use it or lose it if you catch my drift) I will let you know what it involves and you can decide for yourself. You'lle see what I mean when I post again.

Unfortunately Boston is still here. Although the "Big Dig" has taken care of most of it....very little left to do there in the way of making it disappear.....*Big Grin*

Micca you are a wise man indeed. How true is the truth. It is indeed best not to throw/cast nasty stuff in any direction for any reason what so ever as it WILL find it's way back to those that would cast the 'original' nasty over and over and over again. Increasing in nastiness with each return trip and if one has cast Horse shit...well you get the picture.

Now if you will excuse me I have to figure out how to remove the Gall from a Goat.
Micca, I have never seen a pair of Lips on Tartar sauce in all my Life. Is this something that is available in your local Sainsburys?

"come here Goat, I hear your bloody bell, here goatee goatee...

Rumble, jungle, feckin mumble....."
J