The Legion! Ah, yes, the Legion. With its proud sons and daughters stepping out to defend The Right, The Left, and The Moderates; to defend the American, Canadian, UKian, Ozoid, Mexican, Shoshone, Bannock, Nez Perce, Lemhi Shoshone, Paiute, and All The Other Ways; able to lift tall glasses with a single malt; faster than a speeding double entendre; more powerful than a cabbage and bean burrito chased by cheap beer....

The Legion! If the Armorer could but find the key to the vault, Armed With the Latest Weaponry of Back In The Day; Highly Trained Keg Killers; Immersed in the Spirit of the Spirits; Defenders of Jusice As Long As Truth Doesn't Interfer.

The Legion! Modest and Unassuming, its motto of "Ubi Spiritiii Exorare!"

Ladies and Gentle, I give you...THE LEGION!!