Rapaire:

Thank you for the offer. I have consulted with the Gubernator, who says that the admission of Legion members to California would violate at least three laws from the Uniform Code of Sanitation and Public Safety that he klnows of, and he is sure he could have his staff come up with a dozen more if asked. So he strongly recommends that they not even trybeing given to California. There are checkpoints at the border with every other state specifically designesd to prevent rotten vegetables from coming to The Sunshine State. Given Shwarznegger's reputation for tearing human bodies apart limb from limb just by smiling at them, I think we will have to decline your generous offer.


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