Now did I have to open this on a housecleaning day.....????!!!!

I've been using both the broom and the vacumn all morning and it's time to light a candle, but .... I really need to know not how the vacumn "happened" to be turnt on but how the body parts were in the way .... As I told my church kids when they asked for a misssion trip in Amsterdam....

ALBA !!! NOw I'm humming that song, and I'm already cleaning, and I may have to think of a suitable energy to send back at you for this one... UGH!!!