"Apologies to my English friends. Jim"

You'd better offer a bigger apology to any Irish or Australian friends. When it comes to tea drunk per head both peoples score far higher. (When it comes to Earl Grey Tea, I suspect the Americans might top the list...)

No one's got round to milk first or tea first so far. Now that's something that divides households. I was hearing John Kirkpatrick the other day say how not a day passed when he was growing up without his parents discussing their differences on this point. (I'm a tea first man myself.)