Right, the thread is about the three greatest Scottish cultural figures:

Without doubt the greatest is Robert Burns - a giant

Second is Sir Walter Scot

Problem comes with the third:

James Hogg - "The Ettrick Shepard"

Roy Williamsom and/or Ronnie Brown

But - Please - Please - Shir Shean Fuckin' Connery - Hells teeth what the fuck has he ever had to do with Scottish culture? Absolutely sweet damn all - sulked for years for a knighthood from a country he purportedly wishes to distance himself from. Lives in tax exile abroad while he spouts about things that will result in things that he, or any of his family, will never have to live under - the guy, as a Scot, is a complete and utter tosser. Get real.