Don't
By Stephen Lee Rich

Don't stick a carrot up your nose
Don't stick a carrot up your nose
Don't stick a carrot up your nose,
Because, carrots don't like that.

Don't teach a buffalo to fly
Don't teach a buffalo to fly
Don't teach a buffalo to fly
Without accident insurance.

Don't drive your car up on the roof
Don't drive your car up on the roof
Don't drive your car up on the roof
It will ruin your suspension.

Bridge:
Don't fill a camel's hump with beer.
Don't force a rabbit to be brave.
Don't build snowmen in Hawaii.
Don't use your elbows to shave.

Don't try to eat a wooden chair
Don't try to eat a wooden chair
Don't try to eat a wooden chair
Without a lot of mustard.

Bridge 2:
Don't fill a camel's hump with beer.
Don't hang you laundry in mid-air.
Don't plant a cactus in Alaska.
Don't leave a rake in your hair.

Don't stick a carrot up your nose
Don't stick a carrot up your nose
Don't stick a carrot up your nose,
Because, carrots don't like that.